i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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