now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize