Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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