Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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