it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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