If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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