Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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