ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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