just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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