: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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