she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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