Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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