Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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