I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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