I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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