Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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