Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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