I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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