Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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