So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My liver just had a heart attack.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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