I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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