i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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