I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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