can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
