did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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