physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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