the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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