people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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