in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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