No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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