Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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