He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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