didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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