i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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