There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have aggressive nipples.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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