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(609): View more from New Jersey

My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.

(571): View more from Virginia

define virginity.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.

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(650): View more from California

Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy

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(678): View more from Georgia

doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.

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(817): View more from Texas

Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.

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