Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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