I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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