i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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