My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I believe in your delicious
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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