So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
