very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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