He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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