sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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