It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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