I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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