accomplished twins. life is a go
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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