I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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