Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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