its not stalking. its research.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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