I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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