Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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